Don't ask me how we landed in GOA............that story is a joke even amongst the kids in Goa now,lemme give a snapshot of what happened in those 2 days,some moments that left everybody asking for more:
Scene 1 10:30 am : @ the Bob's shack........thats where we all landed up for breakfast on Colva beach don't think anybody ordered T or Coffee,it was Kings Beer all the way.Pundi stuck to KF, Chotu (Amitabh Bachan) joined us a while later.By then the Fish in our group (PUMA) had already taken his dip .We then figured out that since Sullya doesn't have any beaches he goes crazy whenever he finds one.
Scene 2:Kadva Sacch
Pundi unveils how he used to make Dhonti (Meeeeeegh) cry during College days ,he use to play MLTR /Boy Band songs ,Meghh cried the most for the song "Quit Playing Games with my heart" . I can still hear that uproar when Pundi finished dishing out this truth.
Scene 3:Shaadi Baccha aur Biwi
This one's quite interesting wherein everybody is talking about their spouses.Pundi & Boddi about their kids ,Puma & Boiled about "what to expect when your expecting" etc etc..suddenly Megh comes up with a Gem "I ve decided guyz that after my wife dies I shall employ 2 nurses to take care of me never depend on your kids"- guyz u mst read this in true Meghu style to get that real effect.
In between all this Chotu looked really confused ,poor chap has not even thought of getting married & here we have finished topics on wife,kids & even life after wife.....
Bill please -20 Beers, 2 French fries ,3 Bread toast with Eggs,1 Club Sandwich ,2 Chicken Lollipop all for Rs 1660 only.....
Scene 4: Room No 134 " This scene has certain portions which may not suit young readers like Chotu , P G advised"
One needn't explain what goes behind the doors when u share your room with Pundi...............I & PUMA where the lucky ones ,we had a tough competition from Megh & Boiled to get the coveted Room.
Pundi finally admitted that he & Whore were going onn & they split for a silly reason."Kaun kiski Pehle Maarega" they couldn't reach a consensus hence split.
Scene 5:Oh forgot to tell we are in Goa to attend a wedding so lets attend that first.
Scene 6 : Ajoy Kombrabail Man of Few Words
Chotu had sme gr8 SDM jokes in his kitty ,cant help but recollect one made famous by none other than Ajoy Kodialbail.
A Student Meeting Ajoy after he had joined Ujjire
Student : Sir u must have heard SDM has been awarded with 3 stars for its excellence in education.
Ajoy:If the college had a Swimming Pool & a BAR it would have been awarded 5 stars.
Ek Vishesh Soochna
Boddi's hubby felt she would be safe if Pundi is around but all our wives were worried that Pundi is around.....
Scene 1 10:30 am : @ the Bob's shack........thats where we all landed up for breakfast on Colva beach don't think anybody ordered T or Coffee,it was Kings Beer all the way.Pundi stuck to KF, Chotu (Amitabh Bachan) joined us a while later.By then the Fish in our group (PUMA) had already taken his dip .We then figured out that since Sullya doesn't have any beaches he goes crazy whenever he finds one.
Scene 2:Kadva Sacch
Pundi unveils how he used to make Dhonti (Meeeeeegh) cry during College days ,he use to play MLTR /Boy Band songs ,Meghh cried the most for the song "Quit Playing Games with my heart" . I can still hear that uproar when Pundi finished dishing out this truth.
Scene 3:Shaadi Baccha aur Biwi
This one's quite interesting wherein everybody is talking about their spouses.Pundi & Boddi about their kids ,Puma & Boiled about "what to expect when your expecting" etc etc..suddenly Megh comes up with a Gem "I ve decided guyz that after my wife dies I shall employ 2 nurses to take care of me never depend on your kids"- guyz u mst read this in true Meghu style to get that real effect.
In between all this Chotu looked really confused ,poor chap has not even thought of getting married & here we have finished topics on wife,kids & even life after wife.....
Bill please -20 Beers, 2 French fries ,3 Bread toast with Eggs,1 Club Sandwich ,2 Chicken Lollipop all for Rs 1660 only.....
Scene 4: Room No 134 " This scene has certain portions which may not suit young readers like Chotu , P G advised"
One needn't explain what goes behind the doors when u share your room with Pundi...............I & PUMA where the lucky ones ,we had a tough competition from Megh & Boiled to get the coveted Room.
Pundi finally admitted that he & Whore were going onn & they split for a silly reason."Kaun kiski Pehle Maarega" they couldn't reach a consensus hence split.
Scene 5:Oh forgot to tell we are in Goa to attend a wedding so lets attend that first.
Scene 6 : Ajoy Kombrabail Man of Few Words
Chotu had sme gr8 SDM jokes in his kitty ,cant help but recollect one made famous by none other than Ajoy Kodialbail.
A Student Meeting Ajoy after he had joined Ujjire
Student : Sir u must have heard SDM has been awarded with 3 stars for its excellence in education.
Ajoy:If the college had a Swimming Pool & a BAR it would have been awarded 5 stars.
Ek Vishesh Soochna
Boddi's hubby felt she would be safe if Pundi is around but all our wives were worried that Pundi is around.....
We lived some great moments in GOA ...........
It was gr8 to have Meghhh join us from Mumbai ( sources tell us that he walked all the way from Navi Mumbai)
Hats off to Boddi for leaving her Fly behind for 2 days and helping Johann & his Fly of not having to worry about the reception leftovers.
Chotu was brilliant with his SDM gags,hope he gets hitched fast so that we can attend his wedding and have some good food & free booze.....
Boiled so gud to have u AROUND coz u bcum one big ROUND .......Boiled after checking VAT 69 says"yaanulle Yaanulle" Colour ijjiya........ Poopujjiya
Myself & Puma thank Pundi for making Room No 134 worth sleeping..............
P.S Pundi the blind entered the wrong room not once but twice and comes back saying "everything looks the same maan"
Meghu's room no. was 138 ...what coincidence are we talking...Johann had named Meghu 138 after his famous Moustache
Just Inn "Johann applies Brazalian Snake Oil for hair growth" on his head of course.
All in all a gr8 trip
